A 2 ounce jar of Embalmer's Creme, resting in a spread of autumn leaves and small metal stars. The label reads, "Embalmer's Creme for the body and hands. Mourning Joe. Prepared by Little and Grim, purveyor of fine goods. LittleAndGrim.com"
A 2 ounce jar of Embalmer's Creme, resting in a spread of autumn leaves and small metal stars. The lid of the container is off and resting nearby, revealing the thick lotion inside.

Embalmer's Creme Body Lotion

Regular price $7.00 Sale

This fabulously non-greasy lotion features shea butter, sunflower oil, and aloe vera to help sooth and smooth your skin. Nobody will know you're a magic skeleton under it all! It sinks in quickly and leaves you deliciously scented. Perfect for layering to make your Little and Grim perfume oils last even longer. Mineral oil and paraben free. 

Available scents:

Botanomancy: Fruit-laced herbal smoke and spicy glowing embers. Notes of fig, apple, lemon, ginger, sage, frankincense, caramel, cinnamon, and smoke.

Black North (Reformulated): Untended headstones at the edge of a shadowy forest. Lichen, brambles, despair, and longing. Notes of vetiver, cedar, bergamot, lavender, coriander, musk, sandalwood, frankincense, amber, and those forgotten plants which flourish in shade.

Crime Brûlée: Arson? Oh, you mean crime brûlée? Notes of smoke, embers, dry wood, vanilla, burnt sugar, black pepper, light musk, tobacco, amber, spiced caramel, and just the slightest hint of gasoline (don't worry, it burns off).

Fake Carl: A silly inside joke from our Facebook group turned cult favorite, now in our permanent collection. Notes include Valencia orange, bergamot, anjou pear, blossoming apple tree, star jasmine, vanilla, cedarwood, well-worn leather, black sandalwood, patchouli, oud wood oil, birch smoke, tonka, and toasted marshmallows. (Smoky. Sweet. Earthy. Smells nothing like Real Carl.)

The Gravedigger's Daughter: A heaping bowl of fresh fruit topped with cream, and a side of rose tea. Notes include sandalwood, orange zest, pineapple juice, tangerine, grapefruit, cream, rose petals, jasmine, musk, and bergamot.

The Moss Maiden: She's the brilliantly green and lush creature who lives along the stream, where the moss grows thickly and is doted with tiny flowers. Notes include fern, damp undergrowth, moss accord, fresh water, and a light citrus blend.

Please Wave Back: We wave at our friends. We wave at our neighbors. We wave at the strange shapes in the trees. Notes of bubbly ginger ale with sweet maraschino cherries and a splash of fresh cranberry-apple juice.

Someone Tell Lady Luck That I'm Stuck Here: Someone gimme my shot, or I'll rot here. Notes include bamboo, ginger, verbena, sweet peaches, lemongrass, and fresh rain.

Each is 2 oz. by weight. Plastic screw-top jar. 

Ingredients: Water, Glyceryl Stearate, Isopropyl Myristate, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Stearic Acid, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Shea Butter, Dimethicone, Sunflower Oil, Aloe Vera, Disodium Benzophenone-4, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, DMDM Hydantoin, Fragrance.