A Sampler of Questionable Choices
A Sampler of Questionable Choices

A Sampler of Questionable Choices

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Life is made from choices, and here are ours. Some of them... well, sometimes you follow the muse, and the muse leads you down a dark alley that you don't realize is lined with knives until it's too late. What we're saying is, hey, sometimes we make weird stuff. Wanna see?

Each pack of 5 (1 ml, sample size) vials contains a random assortment (but no doubles) from the following experimental scents:

  • Mild Spite
  • Flower Shop Dumpster
  • Bunny Kisses
  • An Embarrassment Of Witches
  • Vanilla & Regret
  • Wet Dirt
  • I-90 Gas Station
  • Orange Soda
  • Strawberry Soda
  • Leather Soda
  • Janet
  • Spicy Bean Water
  • Cyanide
  • Stoner Roommate
  • Carrot Cake
  • Lawn Clippings
  • Marshmallow Bootknife
  • Maple Bacon
  • A Certain Tea
  • Un Certain Tea
  • Ghost Farts

Scent descriptions/notes lists will not be provided for these fragrances. They are feral and cannot be contained.

Packs are premade, ready to ship, and are limited in quantity. While we're sure there are no doubles in any given pack, we can't make that guarantee across multiple packs should you decide to purchase more than one. Are you feeling lucky?