A 2 ounce jar of Embalmer's Creme, resting in a spread of autumn leaves and small metal stars. The label reads, "Embalmer's Creme for the body and hands. Mourning Joe. Prepared by Little and Grim, purveyor of fine goods. LittleAndGrim.com"
A 2 ounce jar of Embalmer's Creme, resting in a spread of autumn leaves and small metal stars. The lid of the container is off and resting nearby, revealing the thick lotion inside.

Embalmer's Creme Body Lotion

Regular price $7.00 Sale

This fabulously non-greasy lotion features shea butter, sunflower oil, and aloe vera to help sooth and smooth your skin. Nobody will know you're a magic skeleton under it all! It sinks in quickly and leaves you deliciously scented. Perfect for layering to make your Little and Grim perfume oils last even longer. Mineral oil and paraben free. 

Available scents:

Bachelor's Grove: Tumbled headstones peeking from damp overgrowth, fog, and a house that's there one moment and gone the next. Notes of soil, moss, forest floor, myrrh, and white musk.

Black North (Reformulated): Untended headstones at the edge of a shadowy forest. Lichen, brambles, despair, and longing. Notes of vetiver, cedar, bergamot, lavender, coriander, musk, sandalwood, frankincense, amber, and those forgotten plants which flourish in shade.

Dirt Nap: Six feet of earth makes equals of us all. A warm blanket of soft earth, and a sweet cup of chocolate to toast the departed. Notes of dirt, sugar, and chocolate. Gender neutral, just like death.

Ectoplasm: Just a bit of light seancing and then we'll have tea and pie, yes? Notes of pineapple, lemon, and key lime pies, made with buttery dough and topped with coconut vanilla meringue.

Funeral Biscuits: My darling, we've got to stop meeting this way -- but at least the buffet is laden with our favorite indulgences. Notes include roasted pecans, warm almond biscotti, smoked vanilla, maple syrup, dark patchouli, and a drizzle of chocolate.

The House Doesn't Want You: The strange creaks know your name and the chimney bricks watch you go. Notes of worn wooden floorboards, pear, raspberry, maple vanilla, freshly picked Gala apples, pipe tobacco, leather, musk, and a woodstove burning the last of the chairs.

Jožin z Bažin (Joey from the Swamp): In the swamps of Moravia lives Joey, sharpening his teeth, eating tourists from Prague, just living his best life. (From the song by Ivan Mládek, highly recommend you give it a listen.) Notes include swamp water accord, moss, oak, walnut tree, amber, musk, and spiced plum brandy.

The Moss Maiden: She's the brilliantly green and lush creature who lives along the stream, where the moss grows thickly and is doted with tiny flowers. Notes include fern, damp undergrowth, moss accord, fresh water, and a light citrus blend.

Mourning Joe: Coffee sweetened with vanilla, chocolate, and maple syrup, served up in an oak mug as you survey your domain. Notes of vanilla, cream, cardamom, chocolate, maple syrup, coffee, amber, sandalwood, patchouli, and oak.

Necromancy: A cold stone altar, covered in crawling vines. Heady incense. Dark words. Notes of sandalwood, spicy Spanish moss, ylang ylang, hay, cinnamon, gingery rum, tobacco, neroli, and birch.

Not A Deer: ...Not anymore. We shouldn't linger. Notes of cedarwood, chestnuts, sandalwood, maple, oak, tonka, suede, clove, spiced vanilla, amber, and a three-tobacco blend.

Tęsknica (Lady of Longing): She meets you at the crossroads, winding sheet dancing in the breeze, and touches a hand to your heart. Melancholy overtakes you, and you are never the same. Notes include oakmoss, black sandalwood, cedar, crushed rose petals, ferns, birchwood, vetiver, amber vanilla, dark patchouli, bergamot, myrrh, soft musk, and oud wood.

Each is 2 oz. by weight. Plastic screw-top jar. 

Ingredients: Water, Glyceryl Stearate, Isopropyl Myristate, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Stearic Acid, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Shea Butter, Dimethicone, Sunflower Oil, Aloe Vera, Disodium Benzophenone-4, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, DMDM Hydantoin, Fragrance.